LISTEN TO EPISODE 56: TERRORKLOWN EPIDEMIC
We’ve warned you.
Oh, we warned you. For years, we saw the signs. We’ve reported on their early movements as they tested our defenses, preying on our weakest and causing general panic. All the while, they studied us, and now, they rise. Terrorklowns. We’ve interrupted our usual spooky programming to bring you a special report on the oncoming evil clown invasion. This is the first part of a two part report.
Do we survive at the end of it? Or become killer clowns?
Seeing the clown invasion coming, we decided to find shelter at Comic Zen in Lansdale PA to wait out the Terrorklown Epidemic during Founder’s day. Tim Hershey was kind enough to offer us shelter as we reported the clown attack.
TMN news was the first to broadcast their live news reports on the zombie-like Terrorklown domination. Michael Brewsnacker narrates reports of the clowns as they start their takeover of cities and towns, moving into the countryside, coming for us all to turn us into clowns or feed upon us.
We warned you!!!
To explain the clowning events and to give our audience a chance for survival, we bring on consultant J. Lee Dodson, creator of the Evil Klown Survival Guide published by Grimlock Press. He’s a bit of a character, J. Lee Dodson–a bit out there, but he’s been theorizing this invasion for years and finally, he was right! He could save us.
The Evil Klown Survival Guide:
Preparing for the Terrorklown Invasion by J. Lee Dodson
With all the Evil Clown Sightings, you need to be afraid. They are called TerrorKlowns (Spelled with a K) and need to be feared. The Evil Klown Survival guide will assist you in dealing with this menace by providing useful information about how to avoid them, fight them and (provided you win), dispose of them without becoming one of them!
UNEX THE CLOWN
David Walton reads the story of Unex the Clown. This is a dark tale of how the clowns were born into this world from J. Lee Dodson’s book.
I did find a gun that had dispensed a few shots, and from the looks of things, the klown-children finally did break into the room, only to see Marcus took his own life.
The Evil Clown Survival Guide is published by Grimlock Press. Get your copy on amazon to survive the clown invasion!
AUTHOR MEGHAN ARCURI
We interview horror author Meghan Arcuri on this show. Meghan is a rising horror author. She’s been in some great and recent anthologies and has the support of some notable veteran horror authors. She has advice for writers who want to make it in the field. Check it out and write before the clowns get you!
Meghan Arcuri writes fiction and poetry. She lives with her family in New York’s Hudson Valley. Please visit her Facebook page at www.facebook.com/meg.arcuri or on Twitter at twitter.com/MeghanArcuri. Meghan is one of the readers at the Fort Mifflin event on Sept 16th 2017 in Philadelphia as part of our author’s series.
We have a song from punk-rocker Billy Cobb (he’s popular on YouTube!) It’s a catchy song about a killer clown. He knew! So we play this song to warn you to watch for clowns. They’re coming.
“Run. Run. Run. Looking at the Stairs…
There’s a man with a knife…
And his makeup covered eyes…”
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(A Horror Medical Thriller Novel from Blood Bound Books.)
By T. Fox Dunham
(Host of What Are You Afraid of Horror & Paranormal Podcast)
FANGORIA gives MERCY 3.5 out 4 Skulls – “Dunham has channeled his many brushes with the other side into the exquisitely rendered, lyrical supernatural hospital thriller MERCY.“ READ FULL REVIEW HERE.
“Part medical horror, part supernatural suspense, MERCY is a hard-hitting fever dream of a novel. I enjoyed the hell out of it!” ~ Tim Waggoner, author of The Way of All Flesh and Eat The Night
“Pain and poetry flow in equal measure through these pages. Dunham’s prose strikes deep and hits all the right notes. MERCY is unforgettably vivid.” ~ David Dunwoody, author of Hell Walks and The 3 Egos
William Saint is dying of cancer. On most days death seems like a humane alternative to the treatment. Stricken with fever, William is rushed to Mercy—notorious as a place to send the sickest of the poor and uninsured to be forgotten—and finds the hospital in even worse condition than his previous visit. The grounds are unkempt, the foundation is cracking, and like the wild mushrooms sprouting from fissures of decay around it, something is growing inside the hospital. Something dark. It’s feeding on the sickness and sustaining itself on the staff, changing them. And now it wants Willie.
This was my death.
Life is an addiction.
Love is the only force that is real. Read . . . and understand what I saw. I put it in metaphor. You do not understand what you do not understand.
Author of Mercy – T. Fox Dunham
“I’m Horror Queen” used with permission from Nancy Nightmare and the Wizard. All rights remain the author’s.
“The Chamber” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
“Lamentation” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
“Come Play With Me” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
“Ghost Story” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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